Yo peeps, this is Bubukov here… anyone mistaking me with Amara will get kicked in the groin by a midget!
So I had a dream yesterday… that I joined the Secret Delta Force of the Government (I know there’s nothing like that in real life… but yeah, in the dream it was some super secret shit). And I was the leader of the baddest ass squad in this Delta Force. So we were instructed to ensure that justice was done in the ABSU case.
Having been properly briefed and given our marching orders, we set out into the state of Abia to apprehend the animals who had so viciously molested this girl with impunity. After shaking down a few leads, we discovered the identity of 5 men involved in the rape. We nabbed all of them and bundled them into an unmarked black van (we were all wearing balaclavas). Once in the dark van, we blindfolded these boys and drove them for 10 hours into some lonely warehouse. There we dumped them on the floor and left them all tied up and blindfolded for another 12 hrs just to disorient them.
Having disoriented the animals, we brought them chairs and made them sit (still tied up) whilst they were subjected to watching the rape video that they had made – all the 1 hour and 36 minutes of it.
After they had watched the videos, I stepped up, behind the very bright kleig lights that we had shinning in their faces, and asked them a couple of questions. One of the questions I asked was: “How do you think that girl felt having animals, like yourself, have their way with her without her consent?”
As if their mumbled responses were a cue, I said to them “well, y’all are about to find out”.
Then I rolled in the 5 donkeys we had brought from a farm in Jigawa state. They were healthy studs and we had just given them spanish fly and paraga. They were in an eager state to mate.
I could see the trepidation in the face of the boys as they saw the instruments the donkeys were rolling with. But there was to be no reprieve for them.
As our camera rolled, each of the boys were strapped to a gym-horse and a donkey kpoxed the hell out of them.
…and then it was the turn of the next donkey… #round2 …. and the next donkey… until all the 5 donkeys had been exhausted… each one having its way with all the 5 boys. Each boy subjected to a “bow-legged” walk of shame in front of the camera after each donkey round.
Then we drove the geebags to an isolated part of the Benin-Ore express way… and dumped them there in the middle of the night… and uploaded all the donkey videos online anonymously.
…and I woke up.